[Insert Title Later], or, Chapter One, or, The Only Entry I'll Remember to Write

To the Reader:

Thank you for visiting my blog.

I feel like this is what it would be like to pay someone for sex, or have someone from Craigslist come over and wear your "wife's" panties.*  In other words, awkward with a just a hint of urgency, but overall appreciated!  This is all about you, my friend!**

The internet is a dark and scary place; Let us navigate it together.

*Aunt Susan wore an XXL, Unce Frank?  Give it up.  After a while I was just humoring you.

**False. Like most things, this is to feed my ego and hopefully get me rich.